......After 2 days of being left in a box a change is on its way.
She comes back in and stuffs me in a bag and then zips me up. It takes everything in me to be able to poke my head out of this dark and smelly place. The next thing I know we are flying through the air. A man in front of us is riding his scooter as fast as he can while my poor little head struggles to get the air it needs.
"How can I get out of this thing?" I think to my self. There is no way. Surely a jump out of this bag would bring the end of me. This ride seems to go on forever. Stop, go, stop, go - I am feeling exhausted. Finally it stops. I am brought into a large cold room where I am placed on a silver table. Two men are poking and grabbing at me while "she" talks with someone. Is this it? Will it all end here? I am not happy. I cry and moan but no one cares. Suddenly a man with gloves on carries me upstairs. This is when the torture begins. Since when does scraping skin off make someone feel better? Better yet, a long white stick is stuck so far down my ear I feel it coming out the other side. "OUCH!" The other man comes over and takes most of my back and leg hair off. I feel naked and defenseless. After about 30 minutes they bring me back down to the same place I had just left. I feel abused but something in me tells me that this is a good thing. Before I could relax, a long tube is stuck in to my throat and a small piece of rock is lunged into my stomach. "GULP!" That didn't feel good at all but, once again, I feel that someone is taking care of me. For once I will be loved.
Hang in there, little kitty!
ReplyDeleteGo, littlechinakitty!! I hate the cold rooms with the silver tables, they suck. The little Asian woman who feeds me tries to take me there from time to time, but I discourage her by going TOTALLY APESHIT over everyone's ASS. Trust me, it works. Sure, they'll try a bunch of stuff first, like getting a minimum of three male orderlies to hold you down, or pulling on the dragon-hide gloves, but pretty soon they figure out that I'm ONE BOSS MUTHA, and I will NOT be taken down.
ReplyDeleteHey, you're looking a little rough right now, but I did too when Little Asian Woman first found me. I don't want to toot my own horn, but I've pretty much grown into my features now. Get better soon, and I'll come over and sit on you, alright?